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Started by Emax, Mar 01 2006 01:22 PM

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#61 Emax

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Posted 16 March 2007 - 01:23 PM


There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou

#62 Ontariodude

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Posted 16 March 2007 - 01:31 PM

View PostEmax, on Mar 16 2007, 05:23 PM, said:

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Classic :tongue:

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#63 Emax

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Posted 16 March 2007 - 01:49 PM

NO sign is gonna' help this poor bugger...


There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou

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Posted 16 March 2007 - 07:28 PM

View PostEmax, on Mar 16 2007, 04:49 PM, said:

NO sign is gonna' help this poor bugger...

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Yea! He'll land that............. :rolleyes:

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Posted 17 March 2007 - 11:57 AM

Non-needed here as well
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#66 Emax

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Posted 17 March 2007 - 03:00 PM

View PostLiftTech, on Mar 17 2007, 01:57 PM, said:

Non-needed here as well
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...same e-mail.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou

#67 skierdude9450

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Posted 19 March 2007 - 01:22 PM

Well my favorite is how it says in the Porsche Cayenne agreement, "This is not an offroad vehicle. Do not take this vehicle offroad. Doing so will void the warranty." Who the hell would want an SUV like that!

Yes Lift Kid, I-70 can be a bitch. But that is mainly because of people who have inadequete winter driving skills/equipment. Snow tires are a necessity.
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Posted 19 March 2007 - 02:04 PM

View PostLift Kid, on Mar 16 2007, 12:19 PM, said:

I know. But the 3.5 hour trip from where I-70 was in the foot hills to the Dillon Exit is pretty bad if you ask me. That was during the 2nd blizzard of the 3 in a row this year.

Just got to know the shortcuts and how to drive in bad weather.
3.5 hours in a storm of that size isnt bad for Denver to summit, try 7 hours for the same route. If you are going to live in or visit the mountains anywhere in the world you have to be willing to accept the inconveniences that nature sometimes throws your way.

This post has been edited by poloxskier: 19 March 2007 - 02:16 PM

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Theres a place for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.

"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"

#69 Lift Kid

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Posted 19 March 2007 - 02:32 PM

View Postpoloxskier, on Mar 19 2007, 05:04 PM, said:

Just got to know the shortcuts and how to drive in bad weather.
3.5 hours in a storm of that size isnt bad for Denver to summit, try 7 hours for the same route. If you are going to live in or visit the mountains anywhere in the world you have to be willing to accept the inconveniences that nature sometimes throws your way.

I've learned that over the 10 years that I have been going to Colorado.

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Posted 19 March 2007 - 03:35 PM

I've lived in my present house for about fifteen years now - and this morning, in a fit of passion (prompted by my shaving lather being stuck to the shelf), I decided to clean the master bath medicine cabinet. This was probably this first time it's ever been cleaned. I can't explain it - the thing just pissed me off. While spraying and scrubbing (after having removed no less than 1500 lb. of "womanly potions"), I could not help noticing the signature of the moron that built this house. Look at this picture. Notice anything wrong?



The same guy installed the bathroom exhaust fans so as to recirculate (the stinker). The kitchen hood fan was installed so that it neither exhausted nor recirculated cooking fumes through the filter - it was just "dead-headed". As I renovate this box, it seems that every project is another chapter in the long sad saga of American "construction"... and it seems I bought the book.

Wonder if the bastard was "union".
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou

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Posted 20 March 2007 - 05:18 AM

If 'this side up', why is the mounting hole slotted down? Is that for where gravity doesn't work?
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Posted 09 April 2007 - 01:30 PM

View Postliftmech, on Mar 20 2007, 07:18 AM, said:

If 'this side up', why is the mounting hole slotted down? Is that for where gravity doesn't work?



This is Utah. The rules are different.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 01:32 PM



Immigrant worker, perhaps?
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 07:39 PM

I won't speed....................


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Posted 09 April 2007 - 09:03 PM

View Postmikest2, on Apr 9 2007, 07:39 PM, said:

I won't speed....................

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Is that actually real?

#76 poloxskier

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 09:47 PM

I found a few more pictures along the lines of these tonight:

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The Ideal College Bathroom
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How Office Rumors get started
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This one is just a cool bit of art
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This post has been edited by poloxskier: 09 April 2007 - 09:52 PM

-Bryan

Theres a place for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.

"You could say that a mountain is alot like a woman, once you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skis into some soft, deep powder...Bam, you've got two broken legs, cracked ribs and you pay your $20 just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again"

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 01:02 PM

View Postski9600, on Mar 2 2006, 09:31 AM, said:

I'm not sure what this one means...

Incest is bad.....oh yeah and load one at a time please.
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I heard the army is like FPS but with better graphics.  What happens if I get lag out there? I'm DEAD!  And I heard there aren't even any respawn points out there.

#78 mikest2

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Posted 10 April 2007 - 05:53 PM

Not really a sign, but.........



This is a clothing label from a small American company that sells their product in France.

Here's the translation of the French part of the label.

Wash with warm water.
Use mild soap.
Dry flat.
Do not use bleach.
Do not dry in the dryer.
Do not iron.
We are sorry that Our President is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.


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Posted 10 April 2007 - 07:26 PM

You Canadians should come down and vote in 2008
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 07:43 PM

View Postskierdude9450, on Apr 10 2007, 08:26 PM, said:

You Canadians should come down and vote in 2008

No insult intended, the president it refers to is Tom Binh. But frankly, I should come down and vote, 'cause there's not much to choose from here either.
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